People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.