i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he thought i was a dude.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i need some magic done to my vagina
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.