Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.