so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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