lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
