? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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