I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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