love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
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btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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