16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
