This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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