she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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