Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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