You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops