oh god the rape fog is back!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have fence marks all over my body
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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