GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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