this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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