weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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