I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.