so that wasnt chicken after all
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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