that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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