I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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