You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.