next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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