yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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