it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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