This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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