I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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