She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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