I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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