16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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