Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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