fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.