Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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