I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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