So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
