Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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