well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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