There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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