smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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