I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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