he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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