I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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