He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
do herpes really smell.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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