Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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