Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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