Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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