..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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