Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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