i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you win again, gameday.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos