Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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