Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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