I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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